Staff Picks

SCARPA TX Pro Men's Telemark Boots$849.00

Secure your pair of the new SCARPA TX Pro Boots for Fall 2024! Be among the first to experience the latest in telemark ski boot technology!

22 Designs Bandit NTN Telemark Binding$419.95

All new for the 24/25 ski season, 22 Designs has a new model specially designed for all the resort telemark skiers out there!

Elan Ripstick 96$505.00$750.00

Your ultimate powder/backcountry telemark ski that handles great great on groomers. The asymmetrical Amphibio design is perfect for tele turn!

Tele jokes

How about some smile on your face?

Got a tele joke? Send It!

How do you know someone tele's?

Don’t worry they’ll tell you!

What did the tele skier say when ran out of weed?

Man these bindings suck!

Randoneé is French for "can't tele"

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What's a telemark skier's favorite kind of hat?

A duckbill cap.

I am not buying tele gear for 12 months,

and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself.

How many tele skiers does it take to go skiing?

At least five.

One to ski and four to stand around saying "ooooh, nice turns"!
/Credit: Ben Kleimer/